I just wrote a fic. It's a short fic. It's not a particularly good fic. But it is something. A something written by me with my own eyes and fingers and brain. I'm posting it straight away without much careful checking or editing, because it's really just me proving I can still write words, which apparently I can. And that deserves a glass of wine, ( Read more... )

I wasn't going to post anything at all about the bloody Ross/Brand debacle, but I cannot contain myself any longer. I'm sorry, guys.

Jonathan

Russell

Thank you for listening. Goodnight!

Title: Scenes from the End of the World, or The Last Kid on Earth (But One ( Read more... )

I simply DO NOT HAVE TIME to go to work tomorrow! I've got TOO MUCH OTHER STUFF to do!

*throws huge tantrum*

ps. does anyone else want there to be russell brand/alan cumming? or is that just me?

Stop giving me fic ideas! Honestly, just look at this list of things I'm not going to writeRussell and Noel are the last two people on Earth. (Written quite a lot of this, stalled due to lack of knowledge of Butlins-type holiday camps ( Read more... )

Ok. So let me say first that absolutely none of this is my fault. It is entirely down to justwolf, and the fact that she is SICK. Ok, yes, I wrote it, but I used someone else's brain thoughout, thus ensuring that mine remains unsoiled ( Read more... )

Title: Living With the Effects of Involuntary Temporal Slippage -- A Case History
Fandom: The Mighty Boosh RPS
Pairing: Noel Fielding/Julian Barratt
Rating: PG
Summary: Time is weird.
Disclaimer: None of this ever happened in any universe, and I wholeheartedly apologise.
Warnings: Contains little to no sense.

( What do you think time is, really? )

I think Russell Brand just tried to flirt with Jenni Murray on Woman's Hour. It... actually broke my brain slightly, so I'm going into town to try and buy some curtain hooks.

Seriously, brain = broken. It's full of little disconnected bits. You can shake it up like an Etch-a-Sketch.

*wanders off*

Title: Counting
Fandom: Sort of Goth Detectives RPS
Pairing: Noel Fielding/Russell Brand
Disclaimer: None of this happened, I made it up for a cheap laugh, please don't hurt me.
Summary: It was just a threesome without one of the ones, that was all.
Notes: Written for the 'Julian's fridge' challenge at goth_detectives.

( Counting )

Title: The Terrifyingly Mysterious Case of the Mysterious Phone Call of Mystery
Fandom: Goth Detectives
Pairing: Bob Skeleton (aka Noel Fielding)/Russell 'Can't Be Arsed to Think of a Goth Name' Brand
Raiting: PG, but only because of the HORROR of it all.
Warnings: Terrifyingly silly.
Summary: What is really going on at the end of Hell Lane? Who ( Read more... )